This is an excerpt from the hilarious novel, Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years, by Ian Duncan Smith. You can download Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years for free.

Tony's Visitor Notes

Reasonably priced, home-cooked food, and a selection of local beers and lagers including the world-famous Mons Meg beer. Bar maid of the month, Connie Delaney (pictured left). Across a small, neat square, full of parked cars, the door of a bar crashed against a wall, and a man staggered onto the pavement. The man turned, and charged the door, but it was slammed in his face. He hammered the frosted glass. I sensed his alienation. I pushed the bar door open. I stepped onto a tiled floor. Screaming guitars infected me immediately, like some kind of rapid assault missile. A hand landed on my shoulder. A man, sitting alongside two other men, pushed up a pair of black-rimmed, but in no way fashionable, spectacles, and pointed a fat cigar.

"Looking for someone?"

The three men laughed, and smoke lifted into the brown, tasselled light shade above them.

"Just call me Tony baby, and hey! Whatever the cool local brew is, I'll drink ten of 'em."

Note: There have been a number of complaints that the photographs of the Blue Bell are too dark. So what? Do you think this is a fun kinda place?

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