This is an excerpt from the hilarious novel, Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years, by Ian Duncan Smith. You can download Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years for free.

Tony's Visitor Notes

Plain walls and the bare underside of the wooden roof made the place feel even colder. It smelled of nothing. There were no windows, and all the light was coming from one, central, naked light bulb. There were no pews, no altar, no radiators, no font, bookshelves, noticeboard - nothing I'd expect to see in a groovy, happening church where they played rocking music and people clapped. They really needed to consider reaching the youth vote more though.

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