This is an excerpt from the hilarious novel, Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years, by Ian Duncan Smith. You can download Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years for free.

Founded from soil and toil in 1847, by our Brave Forefather, Colonel William O'McCreedie, known affectionately to us all at McCreedie as Concrete Bill who struggled out of Ireland with nothing but a starving family to his name.

Donald Ferguson, CEng, MSc, FICE, CEO "Pleased to meet you young Tony. I'm very impressed with yer attitude. You know as well as I do that this is a big step for McCreedie. A project this size will bring out the best in all of us, but most of all it will be a big test for you. I was a young lad once, struggling after the second world war to rebuild a beleaguered family firm, and it wasn't easy... It was my big test... My biggest test."

Charles Freeman, CEng, BSc, MICE, Chief Engineer "I am the most senior figure in terms of legal authority on this site. I am the law. I hold the purse strings. I play the fiddle, and I call the tune. Do you understand Bliar? Welcome to my home."

Aristotle Paterson, Site Manager "Do you snore sir? Everyone knows whether they snore or not sir, and we're going to be sharing."

Breeze McKong, Foreman "Freeman can go f**k himself. You do things my way round here, you got that, sir?"

Billy McKong, Truck Driver "You're nearly as dangerous as I am, Blair."

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