This is an excerpt from the hilarious novel, Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years, by Ian Duncan Smith. You can download Tony Blair: The Wilderness Years for free.

I guess, like me, you're all wondering what the hell this is all about. Well, like you, I am completely in the dark too. I only know what I hope for. You know, I once had a dream, and that dream became a bigger dream, one that everyone could believe in. And everyone in that dream had a stake in that dream, if they believed in it. And I'm telling you, not as Tony 'Bono' Blair ex-PM, but as a man, a pretty extraordinary man, that I believe in belief, dreams and hopes like you do. Your beliefs, dreams and hopes, are mine. We share a common goal, to go on like this together, forever sharing the same beliefs, dreams and hopes. This novel is about that. It's dedicated to me, because without me none of this would have been possible, and for that I'd like to say thank me. Thank me. Thank me  for everything, and look, to buy the book, just click here, okay.

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